Tuesday, March 10, 2009

"Unfortunately, Claire..."

I saw this on another blog and tried it myself... it was funny.

Google "Unfortunately, _______" but put your name instead of the blank (making sure to use the quotation marks). So for me I put in "Unfortunately, Claire" and this is what I got back.

*Unfortunately, Claire has no toys.

*Well unfortunately, claire can't die (stupid healing powers). *(I don't watch the show, but I'm thinking this one is about Heroes)

*Unfortunately, Claire's mood swings were too much for Fletcher and the pair broke up.

*Unfortunately, Claire became angry and reclusive, adopting a Goth-like lifestyle.

*Unfortunately, Claire played terribly the next day.

*Unfortunately, Claire did not fair well with the advent of talkies.

*Unfortunately, Claire makes the mistake of telling her teachers about SuperJail as soon as she goes back to school. She is sent to a mental hospital.

And last but not least:

*Unfortunately, Claire is diagnosed as "trifurcate" (possession of three cervixes—a "mutant" woman) and incapable of bearing children. ...

If you guys try it, leave your funniest response in the comments.

7 comments:

Thomas said...

Unfortunately Thomas wasn't part of the competition so the debate over who really was the greatest will never be settled

Chris and Mari Spiker said...

Unfortunately, Mari's developed a few quirks from the injection, too! She wants what she wants... NOW!!!

OR

Unfortunately, Mari died before she was able to see the pink house of her dreams become a reality.

haha this was fun!

Brent and Emily said...

That was hilarious.

Unfortunately, Emily is still feeling a little different as she is the only half-human/half-mermaid hybrid she knows.

beth said...

I love the last one. And Emily's is awesome. I will have to try.

The Linabooty's said...

This game descriminates against people who's parents were hippies and named them Harmony:(

Rachel said...

Unfortunately, Rachel is still relatively unknown here in the US...haha, love this game!

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