Tuesday, March 10, 2009

"Unfortunately, Claire..."

I saw this on another blog and tried it myself... it was funny.

Google "Unfortunately, _______" but put your name instead of the blank (making sure to use the quotation marks). So for me I put in "Unfortunately, Claire" and this is what I got back.

*Unfortunately, Claire has no toys.

*Well unfortunately, claire can't die (stupid healing powers). *(I don't watch the show, but I'm thinking this one is about Heroes)

*Unfortunately, Claire's mood swings were too much for Fletcher and the pair broke up.

*Unfortunately, Claire became angry and reclusive, adopting a Goth-like lifestyle.

*Unfortunately, Claire played terribly the next day.

*Unfortunately, Claire did not fair well with the advent of talkies.

*Unfortunately, Claire makes the mistake of telling her teachers about SuperJail as soon as she goes back to school. She is sent to a mental hospital.

And last but not least:

*Unfortunately, Claire is diagnosed as "trifurcate" (possession of three cervixes—a "mutant" woman) and incapable of bearing children. ...

If you guys try it, leave your funniest response in the comments.


Thomas said...

Unfortunately Thomas wasn't part of the competition so the debate over who really was the greatest will never be settled

Chris and Mari Spiker said...

Unfortunately, Mari's developed a few quirks from the injection, too! She wants what she wants... NOW!!!


Unfortunately, Mari died before she was able to see the pink house of her dreams become a reality.

haha this was fun!

Brent and Emily said...

That was hilarious.

Unfortunately, Emily is still feeling a little different as she is the only half-human/half-mermaid hybrid she knows.

beth said...

I love the last one. And Emily's is awesome. I will have to try.

The Linabooty's said...

This game descriminates against people who's parents were hippies and named them Harmony:(

Rachel said...

Unfortunately, Rachel is still relatively unknown here in the US...haha, love this game!

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